why i want to tie asshole macho men down and beat them senseless with lead pipes

here is my savagely angry rant for the day--an example of why i loathe "tough guys" and "macho men" who think being dicks make them bad-asses:

hey, old white haired irish job superintendent on the new building going up just down the street from my house: you are a motherfucking dickhead asshole and your attitude towards the neighbors sucks. you could at the least smile and say "hello" to the locals instead of glaring and spitting like the living, breathing chunk of horse-shit you are.

i know how you act towards people, you fuck. i've been watching you and the miserable ugly condo you're building since the very beginning. the screaming tirade into your cell phone a few months ago cemented my opinion of you as a overpaid fuckhead.

i hope the building you're working on collapses and burns and that every job you're in charge of is a miserable fucking money-draining failure.

you goddamned irish contractor asshole. you get back what you put out. one look at you tells me you're a racist, misogynistic, alcoholic waste of flesh.

i would whack you HARD right across booze-reddened fucking forehead with my unused aluminum 780mm bike handlebar on general principles if i had the use of two arms.

if there is any bad-attitude sonofabitch on this planet that needs a good, painful sucker punch that causes severe damage to your facial bones, it's you.

i'll bet you treat your workers quite badly too, you pinched-face asshole. it's obvious they absolutely hate seeing you drive up to the job in your british douche-mobile. the expressions on their faces when the white land rover appears tells me all i need to know of what the men working this job feel about you, shithead.

i wonder if you savagely beat your wife and children at the end of the day. everything about your demeanor and attitude tells me your family likely despises you too, because you're a miserable, angry man who is very small and filled with hate and fear inside.

why do some tradesmen, especially the bosses, have to be such goddamned dicks to everybody they make contact with?